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The Bank Job
Batman Begins
Battle: Los Angeles
The Battle of the River Plate
Bee Movie
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Be Kind Rewind
Black Dynamite
Black Narcissus
The Black Sheep of Whitehall
Black Swan
Blood Diamond
Blue Valentine
Bridge to Terebithia
A Bug's Life
The Bank Job
(2008)
There's some rather lacklustre dialogue and acting on
display here, but the plot holds the interested. I knew nothing about the
robbery it's based on, but the murky machinations involved made me think that a
much better film could have been made based on this story (Clement & Le
Frenais wrote the screenplay).
***1/2
Batman Begins
An uninspired storyline isn't helped by Neeson's
somnambulant turn, nor Katie Holmes’ miscasting. Nevertheless, the film ends up
in the positive due to some strong individual elements.
Bale is outstanding as Batman and adequate as Wayne, while Cillian Murphy and Michael Caine merit the other performance honours. Nolan really seems to kick into gear whenever he's dealing with the Scarecrow, making it a shame he's not more central.
Bale is outstanding as Batman and adequate as Wayne, while Cillian Murphy and Michael Caine merit the other performance honours. Nolan really seems to kick into gear whenever he's dealing with the Scarecrow, making it a shame he's not more central.
***1/2
Battle: Los Angeles
(2011)
Aside from the occasionally involving sub-Black Hawk Down
urban melee this is woefully turgid, clichéd material. Aaron Eckhart appears to
have taken Harvey Dent too seriously, and plays some kind of ultimate patriot,
while the rest of the cast spout unexpurgated drivel.
The ability of the marines to evolve from being torn apart by one alien to five of them taking out the entire invasion force is just one of the film's many insults to intelligence.
The ability of the marines to evolve from being torn apart by one alien to five of them taking out the entire invasion force is just one of the film's many insults to intelligence.
**
The Battle of the River Plate
(1956)
Powell and Pressburger's rather stodgy tale of allied
cruisers up against German pocket battleships. Significant amounts for footage
of actual ships is married rather obviously with studio-bound material.
There's not a lot to engage here; notably Peter Finch's German captain is a good egg (P&P never went down the route of overt nationalism) and there are small roles for Patrick Macnee (being Patrick Macnee), Roger Delgado and Christopher Lee. John Le Mesurier also features but I probably wasn't applying enough attention to notice him.
There's not a lot to engage here; notably Peter Finch's German captain is a good egg (P&P never went down the route of overt nationalism) and there are small roles for Patrick Macnee (being Patrick Macnee), Roger Delgado and Christopher Lee. John Le Mesurier also features but I probably wasn't applying enough attention to notice him.
**
Bee Movie
(2007)
Not even close to vintage Seinfeld, but it's much funnier
than most non-Pixar CGI animations.
His dry humour remains intact, even if the story becomes run-of-the-mill in the last half hour. There's some good voice casting, particularly Patrick Wharburton and Chris Rock. My favourite line: "Erghhh! Poo water!"
His dry humour remains intact, even if the story becomes run-of-the-mill in the last half hour. There's some good voice casting, particularly Patrick Wharburton and Chris Rock. My favourite line: "Erghhh! Poo water!"
***
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
(2007)
Sidney Lumet misfire. Ethan Hawke is a turgid
non-presence, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Albert Finney are wasted.
The story jumps around in time because it isn’t interesting enough to tell without gimmickry while aspirations towards tragic dimensions fail because none of the characters are identifiable with or remotely sympathetic. Marisa Tomei strips off in the name of artistic integrity; unfortunately it was for a project without merit.
The story jumps around in time because it isn’t interesting enough to tell without gimmickry while aspirations towards tragic dimensions fail because none of the characters are identifiable with or remotely sympathetic. Marisa Tomei strips off in the name of artistic integrity; unfortunately it was for a project without merit.
*
Be Kind Rewind
(2008)
On the evidence of this and The Science of Sleep, Michel Gondry should stick to directing other
people's scripts. This is all very lightweight and twee. There are bags of
inventiveness but not enough to justify a 90-minute film. I liked the 2001 and Robocop "swedes", though.
**
Black Dynamite
(2009)
Michael Jai White blaxploitation spoof. It's received a
number of raves, but I thought it was only sporadically effective.
The high-water mark for spoofs in the last decade has to be Cairo: Nest of Spies. This has the right look, but sticks too rigidly to the blaxploitation template to really break out into surreal laughs. It's no coincidence that the best scene has Black Dynamite coax his group into uncovering the plot by making them recall their in-depth knowledge of Greek myths.
The high-water mark for spoofs in the last decade has to be Cairo: Nest of Spies. This has the right look, but sticks too rigidly to the blaxploitation template to really break out into surreal laughs. It's no coincidence that the best scene has Black Dynamite coax his group into uncovering the plot by making them recall their in-depth knowledge of Greek myths.
**
Black Narcissus
(1947)
A stunning piece of work with Powell & Pressburger on
peak form. Jack Cardiff's cinematography and Alfred Junge's Art Direction are
so extraordinary that it remains hard to fathom that it was nearly all filmed
at Pinewood. Sister Ruth makes Jack Torrance look like an ickle fluffy bunny
rabbit.
*****
The Black Sheep of Whitehall
(1942)
Possibly Will Hay's finest hour (this, or The Goose Steps Out) sees him attempting
to foil a Nazi kidnapping plot with John Mills. Hay dons numerous disguises
(police inspector, ticket inspector, nurse).
My favourite scene has him eavesdropping on a conversation whilst hoovering in a gasmask. Each time he breathes in, the gas mask makes a honking sound.
My favourite scene has him eavesdropping on a conversation whilst hoovering in a gasmask. Each time he breathes in, the gas mask makes a honking sound.
*****
Black Swan
(2010)
The last third of this was outstanding; my rating's only
tempered by having reached the half way point and thinking it was going to
be a well-made but rather obvious Polanski rip-off.
Portman gives a performance far-and-away beyond anything she's done hitherto, while Aronofsky's direction moves from (like the plot) rather unsubtle to the utterly compelling. The sound design is sublime.
Portman gives a performance far-and-away beyond anything she's done hitherto, while Aronofsky's direction moves from (like the plot) rather unsubtle to the utterly compelling. The sound design is sublime.
****
Blood Diamond
(2006)
This struck me as very similar to other films from Ed Zwick,
with its "white man makes accessible an unfamiliar world" approach
(Glory, Last Samurai). Di Caprio is solid, and it as a whole it is watchable enough, but the
hackneyed atonement storyline keeps any aspiration to depth at arm’s length.
**
Blue Valentine
(2010)
Charting the disintegration of a couple's marriage in the
present, and how they arrived where they are through flashbacks, this features
fine performances from Michelle Williams and (particularly) Ryan Gosling.
But there's nothing especially new or vital in the content, suffused as it is with a bleak inevitability, even though the narrative structure manages to wrong foot you occasionally.
But there's nothing especially new or vital in the content, suffused as it is with a bleak inevitability, even though the narrative structure manages to wrong foot you occasionally.
***
Bridge to Terebithia
(2007)
Surprisingly mature kids' film about an escape into a
fantasy world. Solid supporting turns
from Robert Patrick and Zooey Deschanel.
***1/2
A Bug's Life
(1998)
Not top-tier Pixar, but some enjoyably nasty humour from
Spacey's grasshopper and some big dollops of faecal material regarding the
insect world.
The caterpillar steals the show. Antz is probably the superior CGI insect toon (certainly the more cerebral) but the confidence on display here belies that it was only Pixar's sophomore effort.
The caterpillar steals the show. Antz is probably the superior CGI insect toon (certainly the more cerebral) but the confidence on display here belies that it was only Pixar's sophomore effort.
***1/2
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