FEATURING:
Man on Wire
The Matrix
A Matter of Life and Death
Max Payne
McCabe and Mrs Miller
Megamind
Mimic
Mission: Impossible
M:I-2
M:I-3
Modesty Blaise
Mr Brooks
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium
The Mummy: The Curse of the Dragon Emperor
Murder by Decree
The Mutant Chronicles
(2008)
Reviews would have you believe this is the bestest documentary evah. It's not, and the theatricality of it is, in places, quite irritating. But the story can’t help but be fascinating and compelling (although I wanted more about these people, both in terms of who they were before and who they are since) while Michael Nyman's score does the piece enormous favours in terms of polish.
****
The
Matrix
(1999)
Undiminished by the shortfall in quality
of the sequels, what stands out here is how precise and of-a-piece everything
is. The FX work, in particular, is stylised so as to make you more involved in
the action, not remove you from it.
*****
A Matter of Life and Death
(1946)
Powell and Pressburger perfection. David
Niven is the lead, but Roger Livesey and Marius Goring manage to steal the
show. It's a while since I last saw this, but I'd forgotten how confidently it
plays with the ambiguity of its premise (the is it/isn't it a fantasy).
*****
Max Payne
(2008)
Crappy computer game adaptation has somnambulant
Mark Wahlberg investigating his wife's death, which seems to have drug
connections. The cityscapes are like every other CGI-enhanced movie but nothing
aside from a Matrix-style slow motion
shoot-out in in a lobby sticks in the mind.
*
McCabe
and Mrs Miller
(1971)
Altman's anti-Western. His indifference
to plot is up there for all to see, but it's also what makes his genre
dabblings the most interesting of his films. Beatty's McCabe ends up in hot
water because he's isn't really that smart, and Vilmos Zsigmond's photography
is stunning.
****
Megamind
(2010)
Not especially hilarious but decently
plotted Dreamworks ‘toon. There's not a lot new for anyone familiar with Austin Powers and The Incredibles, but it's far superior to Despicable Me.
***
Mimic
(1997)
This looks great, and Rob Bottin's
creatures are superb. But the storyline is very-run-of-the-mill, only enlivened
by F Murray Abraham's cameo (an actor who should never have slipped from view)
and a few surviving Guillermo Del Toro signatures, mainly because those
Weinsteins screwed him over (as they inevitably do everyone, Tarantino aside).
**1/2
Mission: Impossible
(1996)
De Palma the gives the
first film some dazzling flourishes that at times make it an unlikely
blockbuster. The script is appropriately convoluted and the whole only really
falls down when Cruise does the Cruise charming cheese act.
****
M:I-2
The second is something of
a train wreck (like most of John Woo's Hollywood sojourn); there are a couple
of neat identity tricks but it's overblown and incoherent.
**
M:I-3
The third is the best of
the trio. Abrams is no stylist but he knows how to put together something
that's visually coherent and the script piles on the tension. And Philip
Seymour Hoffman is wonderful. There should have been more Maggie Q, though.
****
Modesty Blaise
(1966)
Joseph Losey wasn't a very good fit for
this, as he fumbles the requisite humour, breezy charm and quirkiness. The
result is all rather heavy-handed and strained.
Monica Vitti's okay but nothing special in the lead, while Terence Stamp and Dirk Bogarde play up their cockney and aristo roles respectively. The only person who completely seems to nail the tone is Clive Revill, who steals every scene he's in as McWhirter. He also dons a fake nose to play a Sheik, however.
Monica Vitti's okay but nothing special in the lead, while Terence Stamp and Dirk Bogarde play up their cockney and aristo roles respectively. The only person who completely seems to nail the tone is Clive Revill, who steals every scene he's in as McWhirter. He also dons a fake nose to play a Sheik, however.
**
Mr Brooks
(2007)
A pleasant surprise; okay, the premise is hokey, but William Hurt
and Kevin Costner turn in such strong performances as the serial killer and his
"conscience" you end up forgiving it a multitude of sins, not least
Demi Moore's redundant sub-plot as a millionaire cop. Hurt seems to be in every
other film of late, and that's fine by me; he's one of the most entertaining actors
around.
***1/2
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium
(2007)
Extremely saccharine, and Hoffman's OTT
affected performance is irritating rather than charming. But Natalie Portman is
gorgeous, the kid manages to essay what should be a really annoying role adequately
and Jason Bateman steals the film, somehow making the proceedings feel sincere
and heartfelt - when so much else on display screams cynical manipulation.
**1/2
The Mummy: Curse of the Dragon Emperor
(2008)
It's not horrible the way the second one
was, but it's utterly inert dramatically and a labour to get through. In it's
favour, the cinematography and integration of effects is generally vastly
superior to that of Indy 4.
*1/2
Murder By Decree
(1978)
Holmes and Watson chase Jack the Ripper
Redux. This is far less Holmesian and far more Ripper conspiracy than A Study in Terror, and while it's always
entertaining Bob Clark directs in a rather TV-movieish fashion.
Great cast, especially Mason as Watson. Plummer's Holmes is very likeable, but he's hampered by a fancy dress party Holmes outfit, wearing his deerstalker everywhere and sporting a rather non-period coiffeur.
Great cast, especially Mason as Watson. Plummer's Holmes is very likeable, but he's hampered by a fancy dress party Holmes outfit, wearing his deerstalker everywhere and sporting a rather non-period coiffeur.
***1/2
The Mutant Chronicles
(2008)
Zero budget dreck with a great B/C-list
cast including Ron Perlman, Thomas Jane and John Malkovich. Sean Pertwee
features and goes the way Sean Pertwee goes in all features. I'd like to be
charitable and say that the director has a certain flair, but I'd have to
qualify it by saying that he must also be a moron to try something like this
with no funds.
*
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