Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat.

Miller's Crossing

(1990)

Coen Brothers perfection, as their genre-hopping takes on prohibition-era gangsters in a gloriously labyrinthine plot. Gabriel Byrne is served the role of his career as fast-talking (well everyone in this is, pretty much) cool-hearted Tom Reagan, caught between rival mob bosses while being played himself.

There's not a weak link in the cast, but stand-outs are John Turturro's weird-walking odd-talking match fixer Bernie Bernbaum (the instigator of events), J E Freeman's Eddie Dane (original choice Peter Stormare was unavailable but Freeman commands attention not just through height, but by being almost taciturn compared to the rest of the cast, and uttering every line with venom - he doesn't seem to have had especially good roles since, Alien Resurrection is the only one that springs to mind), Albert Finney as Regan's boss Leo (a welcome return to the spotlight after a lumpy '80s - he only got offered the part because Trey Wilson died) and Jon Polito's hilarious Johnny Caspar.

Barry Sonnenfeld's cinematography is gorgeous (his last film before embarking on a patchy directing career) while Carter Burwell's score is undiminished despite its appropriation in those Caffreys adverts. Every scene here is memorable, but stand-outs include both of Regan's visits to the titular Crossing and Leo's incredibly cool response to an assassination attempt (to the sound of "Danny Boy"). The dialogue is wonderful ("Take your flunky and dangle", "They took his hair, Tommy. Jesus, that's strange, why would they do that?", "What is this, the high hat?" and most often asked, "What's the rumpus?")

One thing that stood out on this viewing was the number of scenes that continue for some time before a reveal gives a twist to what we think we've been seeing; Tom has a late night call from Leo and it's only after he's gone that we see Verna has been in his bedroom throughout, a conversation Tom is having on the phone goes on for some time before the discovery that Bernie has been sitting in front of him in a chair during it, and Tom's attempt to turn Caspar by spinning a yarn about the Dane looks like it's going well until the Dane's voice exposes that he's been listening in on everything. A masterpiece.

*****

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Vampire Academy (2014)
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(SPOILERS) All superhero movies are formulaic to a greater or lesser degree. Mostly greater. The key to an actually great one – or just a pretty good one – is making that a virtue, rather than something you’re conscious of limiting the whole exercise. The irony of the last two stand-alone MCU pictures is that, while attempting to bring somewhat down-the-line progressive cachet to the series, they’ve delivered rather pedestrian results. Of course, that didn’t dim Black Panther’s cultural cachet (and what do I know, swathes of people also profess to loving it), and Captain Marvel has hit half a billion in its first few days – it seems that, unless you’re poor unloved Ant-Man, an easy $1bn is the new $700m for the MCU – but neither’s protagonist really made that all-important iconic impact.

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
(SPOILERS) Ironically, given the source material, think I probably fell into the category of many who weren't overly disposed to give this big screen Spider-Man a go on the grounds that it was an animation. After all, if it wasn’t "good enough" for live-action, why should I give it my time? Not even Phil Lord and Christopher Miller's pedigree wholly persuaded me; they'd had their stumble of late, although admittedly in that live-action arena. As such, it was only the near-unanimous critics' approval that swayed me, suggesting I'd have been missing out. They – not always the most reliable arbiters of such populist fare, which made the vote of confidence all the more notable – were right. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is not only a first-rate Spider-Man movie, it's a fresh, playful and (perhaps) surprisingly heartfelt origins story.

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