John Dies at the End
(2012)
One might cynically see John
Dies at the End as in instant cult movie, tailor-made as a stoner favourite.
It’s sure to be exactly that. I’m quite certain it is already, since I’ve come
a bit late to the game in seeing it. It’s the kind of story thought up after
one too many bong hits, and the result is a picture that instantly invites
X-meets-Z movie comparisons, or reminds the viewer of the giddiness of discovering
a weird spectacle with a truly off-the-wall sensibility. If John Dies at the End can’t quite pay off
the promise of its first hour, it’s still an irreverent, messy, hugely
inventive, cartoonish delight.
Really good cult movies of this ilk really don’t come along all
that often, ones bubbling with their own self-conscious bravado, so their niche
audience has a tendency to over hype them when they do. There’s a ready and
eager demand for trippy, apocalyptic, gross-out comedies that wear their
knowledge of science fiction, horror and substance abuse on their sleeves. But
it would be unfair to peg John Dies at
the End with the less inventive The
World’s End and This is the End
(one might dispute John’s kinship
with these pictures, but I think we can agree they have the End in common). Despite John
succumbing to lowest common denominator gags at times, and a “slacker” default that
occasionally grates, there’s a running drollery to the movie that makes it very
winning. Honestly, they had me at the song titled Camel Apocalypse. And then came the flying moustache.
Perhaps the difference between the geeks-who-did comedies
based on formative genre influences and John
Dies at the End is Don Coscarelli, a genre darling for three and a half decades
but still a mere pup of 60 years age. I’ve managed to miss most of his
pictures, despite always being aware of when a new one comes along. A purveyor
of cheap-and-cheerful whacked-out horror movies (approximately half his
filmography consists of the Phantasm
series), he follows course with John Dies
at the End. It wears its low budget as a badge of pride, and there’s
something appealingly ‘80s about the straight-to-video special effects. I was
put in mind of movies like Waxwork II:
Lost in Time. Arguably, its general approach of anarchic horror-comedy
mash-up finds its firmest roots in that decade’s Evil Dead II. But the loser protagonists set-up starts with Bill & Ted, and runs through Dude, Where’s My Car before ending up
here. Indeed, part of the reason the third act (well, I don’t think the movie
divides on quite such clear lines, but you get the idea) stumbles isn’t really
down to the make-do effects work (lots of bad green screen in there); it’s that
the madcap finale owes so much to the double-think reality bending of its
predecessors, and so in its own way comes across as disappointingly linear.
Points of comparisons and references to possible
inspirations are rife, from Bill &
Ted meets The Naked Lunch (that
one from executive producer Paul Giamatti) to Douglas Adams meets Stephen King (Coscarelli
on the novel and why he bought the rights) to mental ‘80s W D Richter movies
(as writer or director) Big Trouble in
Little China and The Adventures of
Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
Chances are any given trip movie will come to mind (hence Cronenberg, Altered States, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Limitless)
or pictures dealing with time travel and alternate realities (Donnie Darko). Bill
and Ted meets In the Mouth of Madness
was my initial reaction, on the kind of budget Carpenter had for Prince of Darkness (although,
cinematographer Mike Gioulakis’ work is top notch in spite of his limitations;
there’s much visual inventiveness here, while retaining an identifiably comic vibe).
Lovecraft is definitely strongly in the mix and there’s something of the Robert
Anton Wilson to the stacked-up over-involved exposition of the final third (which,
as note, unfortunately fails to satisfy by being overly derivative).
In most of these cases the name checks are complimentary,
since they suggest an active creativity and vibrancy. You’d be forgiven for initially
thinking this might be a crude Kevin Smith-esque affair when, on trying to
escape a cellar, a door nob transforms into a large johnson (“That door cannot be opened!”) And when
the picture goes for crudity it is at its weakest (“Shitload”, Korrok insulting the size of David’s wiener, the
knowledge that a device will “sure fuck
his shit up, seriously”); it’s the kind of laziness one expects from Smith,
and it does a little to undermine the genuine bursts of strangeness. On the
other hand, some of the silliest sight gags (Dave talking into a hotdog as if
it’s a mobile phone) work because they are inventively sustained or cutely referenced
(“Apparently it’s Eyes Wide Shut world”).
Reaction to the movie seems to be mixed among devotees of
David Wong’s (Jason Pargin’s penname shares that of the book/movie’s main
protagonist) novel of “spiritualist exorcists”,
as it apparently eschews much of the explanatory material and character
development. This includes the reason for the title (it’s not just a joke about
spoiling the end of a story, but I’m not going to spoil it by explaining why)
but if anything I was more partial to the resultantly fragmented and slightly
incoherent inclusions, which add a Lynchian vibe to the reality-busting
incidents.
The inclusion of the Theseus Paradox (if you replace every
part of a boat, is it still the same boat?) in respect of an axe doesn’t relate
to anything per se, the way it does in the novel, but that kind of randomness,
like the multiple introductory storylines (Chase Williamson’s Dave and the axe,
Dave telling Giamatti’s reporter Arnie Blondestone about his abilities, Dave
introducing John while recounting an encounter with a meat monster, Dave
relating his first experience of the drug “Soy Sauce” ; one that gives him
psychic powers but is also deadly and appears to be the key to an invasion of
Earth from an alternate dimension) seems entirely appropriate. There’s a
marvellously loopy scene in which “Robert Marley” (Tai Bennett) instructs the
sceptical Dave that “Time is an illusion”
as he recounts how an explosion at the end of Dave’s dream the night before
coincided with a clap of thunder outside his window; how did Dave construct the
narrative of his dream in advance to match this? Coscarelli also throws in seemingly
random surrealities with delightful regularity (“Have I died yet?”, “Was that
me?”, “Are you my dad?”, “This phone still works”).
The encounter with the meat monster (complete with a frozen
turkey head) is wonderfully shoe-string and all the more effective for it
(there’s even stop motion!), while the budget creatures seen out of the corner
of the eye (on ceilings or in cages) manage to tread that fine line between
naff and disturbing. However, the one-eyed Korrok is a failure, since it’s just
what you’d expect from a tale wearing its extra-space/time realms and creature
influences on its sleeve.
Coscarelli populates John
with a cast of new and familiar faces. Williamson, called on to deliver reams
of voiceover in a not-quite-there air of resignation, avoids the “whacky” tone
of many a stoner movie. Rob Mayes is more in line with that pose, but he lends
John a guileless affability. Giamatti is great, but he always is; his presence
lends the picture a peculiar credibility even though his role is not a large
one. Then there are the horror movie icons Doug Jones (Pinhead in Hellraiser) and Angus Scrimm (The Tall
Man in Phantasm). Clancy Brown is
very funny, but underused, as TV psychic Marconi while The Wire’s Glynn Turman is also memorable as world-weary police
detective. And there’s a sterling performance from intrepid and fearless hound
Bark Lee, playing himself (his best moment comes driving a car).
Coscarelli’s delirious psychedelic comic
book mindbender does a great job shuffling in and out of warped realities and
fractured consciousnesses. It’s drawback
is that Wong’s choice of slacker protagonists identifies it too clearly with a company
of fellow drop-out comedies. It’s a product of a geekdom that gives voice to
its influences rather than subsumes them, but at heart it’s more akin to a
comic variant on Richard Kelly’s oeuvre than guilty of the shameless plundering
of Wright & Pegg et al. Of course, aficionados of both those oeuvres will
doubtless be rolling a big fat one before indulging, and the same applies here.
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