3 Days to Kill
(2014)
Costner riding the crest of… well, being sucked up by a twister
in Man of Steel, I guess, ploughs his
comeback trail by going all Liam Neeson on the arses of various Eurotrash
types. Luc Besson’s formula cheapie action vehicles have scored one great
success (Taken) and one moderate one
(Transporter). 3 Days to Kill won’t be following them into franchise territory,
but it’s actually a lot of fun.
McG, asking for trouble by saddling himself with a nickname,
was even less appreciated by the dubious after he decided to take on the Terminator franchise. I don’t especially
mind his hyperactive flash, though. He can stage a decent action scene, and
he’s considerably less stomach churning than the equally derided Brett Ratner.
McG’s last movie, This Means War, was
fairly awful, lumbered with an unfunny script and a trio of leads with zero
chemistry. Here, equipped with the latest of Besson’s ten or twelve annual screenplays,
the results are closer to the familial funnies of The Family than the dopey deadpan of Taken.
Costner’s game, and as CIA assassin Ethan Renner he learns
he has three months to live. So Ethan moves to France to be close to his
estranged family (gorgeous Connie Nielsen is his wife, and Hailee Steinfeld his
petulant daughter). Instead of cuddly toys, out-of-touch pater buys Zooey a
purple bicycle (shades of Taken
there). Meanwhile, he finds a family of squatters camped in his flat and is
offered a lifeline by CIA superior Vivi (Amber Heard); an experimental drug in
return for his killing arms dealer the Wolf (and his dodgy assistant
the
Albino).
There’s an effective comedy trail of incongruity here.
Costner is continually interrupted mid job by his daughter’s teeny bop
ringtone, usually during the torture (it’s the CIA way, just live with it) of some
unfortunate (frequently Marc Andreoni as Mitat, with whom Ethan swops parental
tips). It’s the same sort of play of contrasts we saw in The Family (ultra violence versus domesticity) and I have to admit
it also frequently tickled me there. Dad offering his daughter advice on how
best to hit someone at school, particularly coming from Costner in slightly
irked mode, is quite winning.
Added to this McG stages his action effectively, from a
fight in a butcher’s shop, to a gas masked attack on the Wolf’s convoy, to
daddy rescuing his daughter in a nightclub (the closest this gets to
Neeson-esque angry pops, although Costner trumps him by casually shooting a
bouncer in the foot to gain entrance). He also embraces the chance to show
Ethan’s drug-addled point-of-view (the device of Ethan pegging out at a crucial
moment is leant on maybe one time too many, however).
True, the family stuff is never actually affecting or
meaningful, and scenes such as dad teaching Zooey to dance make you choke up in
the wrong sense, but for every scene like that there’s another where Zooey is
given a pasta sauce recipe by one of Ethan’s torture victims, who is at gun
point on the other end of the phone.
Amber Heard, both in terms
of the character she plays and her casting, doesn’t work. She’s completely
ridiculous, almost as if McG had been watching Sex and Death 101 and The
President’s Analyst back-to-back and decided to mash them together in a
constantly costume-changing spymaster with a nymphomaniac/ sadistic bent. The
character is too broad, and Heard doesn’t have the chops to pull her off, but
it does peg the movie as one ready
and willing to embrace the absurd.
Richard Sammel (one of the very best things’ in Guillermo del
Toro’s lousy The Strain) makes a good
villain, and Tomas Lemarquis makes a good henchman (with a thing for
decapitation). There’s a fantastic reveal scene towards the end that could have pushed the climax in an
entirely different direction (of the cat-and-mouse, battle of wits variety). It
would have been more in keeping with the two-tone picture as a whole. Instead
the makers opt to shoot the shit out of everything, which is still engaging,
but a lost opportunity.
Mostly this is a lot of fun, and well-played. Costner’s
never been a consistent action star, although he’s quite accomplished (he can
hold a gun with conviction and poise), and it’s a nice change to see him do
this between all the many sports movies he has to fit in during his career
second wind. 3 Days to Kill is also a
good reminder that he has an able light touch as a comedy actor. And that he
has a marginally better wigmaker than Nicolas Cage.