Jurassic World
(2015)
(SPOILERS) Your reaction to the long-time coming fourth
instalment of the Jurassic Park
franchise will probably depend on the extent to which you hold the original in
high esteem. I don’t, especially. It’s expertly made and all, but lacks the
enthusiasm and brio Spielberg was brining to his adventure romps a decade earlier.
I prefer its unloved follow-up (tantamount to claiming Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom over Raiders of the Lost Ark). Even that is by increments, though, and
mainly because the ever-charismatic Jeff Goldblum is given his moment in the
spotlight as Ian Malcolm. Jurassic World
can claim superiority to the previous last shrug that was Jurassic Park III, and there are times when it very nearly makes
its overt silliness an asset, but it continues the series’ trends of scant
originality of concept and spartan at best characterisation.
The makers have, of course, slightly adjusted the
stir-and-repeat plot this time out. Yes, there are the prerequisite kids (how
or why it was decided this was an essential ingredient of the series would be
beyond me if Spielberg didn’t have a casting vote), yes they’re back on one of
the islands (announcing itself as the true
inheritor of the legacy, this is Isla Nublar from the original), and yes a
carefully controlled environment goes hopelessly wrong. But this time we were tantalised
with the promise of a Westworld type
affair (never straying too far from the Crichton. A fully operational park goes
tits-up! Dino-slaughter! Bloody carnage! No such luck. While there are a couple
of gleefully gruesome moments along the way, fledgling blockbuster director
Colin Trevorrow generally sticks the series’ localised template. When the vast
swathes of tourists come into contact with the dinosauruses it’s only of the
winged variety, with flocks of pteranodons and dimorphodons bagging tourists.
Maybe there’s an essential conflict between 12-certificate
movie making and what the average kid wants from a dinosaur movie, although I
doubt that’s really it (12s can go increasingly far, and the formerly PG Jaws goes further than most). More likely it’s the familiar problem of
being creatively stunted; Spielberg’s baby has never been willing to take the
brakes off. Only a solitary T-Rex has made it to the mainland. Flying or
swimming creatures have never escaped to the wider environment (wouldn’t
numerous enterprising types have stolen a few beasties in the previous two
decades?) The potential for Malcolm’s beloved Chaos Theory to exert itself has
been strictly controlled, even though the movies’ plots are predicated on these
systems regularly breaking down. The results are limited and repetitive, when there
are actually all sorts of possibilities as a jumping off point for “Jurassic” bannered dinosaur movies
(certainly more so than the current attempts to make a Transformers universe).
One of those was John Sayles screenplay for Jurassic Park IV. It featured
genetically engineered human-dinosaur soldiers (visions of Alien Resurrection’s aesthetically-challenged hybrid might not be
so far off the mark if the online concept art is anything to go by) and
dinosaurs had got out into the wider world. Which frankly is where this series
needs to go, but you can bet that V
and VI will stick to just as limited
a canvas as before. Sayles’ movie might have been terrible, but at least it was
something different.
Instead, Trevorrow and co-writer Derek Connolly (Rick Jaffa
and Amanda Silver are co-credited, despite Treverrow and Connolly claiming it
was all down to them) appear to have retained the briefest smidgeon of Sayles’ idea
(just don’t take it to arbitration) but have divested it of anything that
approaches balls. There’s a genetically engineered dinosaur, Indominus Rex (in a calculated snub to
dino-purists, B D Wong’s returning Dr Wu testifies that none of the Park’s
dinosaurs are pure specimens, so the conversation about the ethics of tampering
is irrelevant; even the debate over feathers gets a mention). He looks
remarkably un-outlandish, and damnably like any old dinosaur, just with an
albino tint and longer arms that lend him a passing resemblance to the Roland
Emmerich Godzilla.
The Indominus is where Jurassic
World is at its most meta – it’s to be the fictional park’s star exhibit, where
visitors have quickly grown jaded. The owners require bright and shiny new lizards
to attract punters, just as the “wow” factor of CGI/animatronic dinosaurs wears
off and it’s difficult to rekindle that enthusiasm (actually wrongheaded; what
Spielberg, and now Trevorrow, failed to realise is that you only need to come
up with a different tale to tell). Indominus is also the star of the trailers,
albeit tantalisingly glimpsed rather than show off; it’s the promise of
something nasty and new (honestly, though, the aquatic mosasaurus is far and
away the most impressive sight here).
Variable attentiveness seems to have gone into the
Indominus’ hodgepodge of genetic ingredients. It can camouflage itself, mask
its infrared heat signature, remove a tracking device from its body, stage a
fake-out escape in order to conduct a real one, and kills purely for sport. It
is very smart. But when it comes down
to it, the big reveal that it has raptor DNA doesn’t really cut it. Sure, it’s
a nice twist that it usurps the alpha relationship between Chris Pratt’s veloci-whisperer
Owen and his raptor buddies, but the kind of brains Indominus is displaying
would only really be justified by the revelation that it has human (or raven) DNA
in the mix. Which would take us right back to Sayles’ script.
The other element that’s a hangover from Sayles, and rather
redundantly used, is the militarisation of dinosaurs, as represented by Vincent
D’Onofrio’s Hoskins. Hoskins, InGen’s head of security, is mad for sending
raptors into war zones, for no logical reason other than it sounds cool. I
mean, why not train a tiger? Or an aforementioned raven? It eventually becomes
clear the only reason Hoskins has this crazy notion is that the script needs to
manoeuvre itself into a position where Owen is on board with using his raptor
pals to hunt down the Indominus. The only way to allow that, without him being
an irresponsible dick, is to have his hand forced.
Mention of John Sayles in the context of monster movies
naturally leads to Joe Dante, and one can’t help recall the untempered satirical
swipes he took at the sequel machine in Gremlins
2: The New Batch (a quarter of a century old this year). Trevorrow’s bite
isn’t nearly as unapologising, likely because Spielberg didn’t want his fingers
burned again, but also because Trevorrow is no Dante.
Still, from the digs at
viewer apathy, to corporate sponsorship of dinosaurs (actual sponsorship is, of
course, abundant in the picture), and the nostalgia of buying original Jurassic
Park t-shirts on e-bay and discovery of classic movie jeeps, this makes a
legitimate parallel between how quickly the lustre of actual
dinosaurs reborn would wear off and the fizzling of the movie series (no one
really cares about photo-real dragons any more either). The theme park is
believably vacuous, with a bored employee not even attempting enthusiasm as he
ushers attendees onto a ride, and then proclaiming that it isn’t his fault and
he only works there when an alert is raised.
Typically of Spielberg (like, in every one of the movies)
it’s the nipper who appreciates the true awesomeness of dinosaurs. None of the
characters in this picture are up to much, but the younger actors in the cast
knock spots of previous incumbents. Ty Simpkins’ Gray is the dino-adorer, while
too cool for school brother Zach (Nick Robinson) only perks up when the big
fish douses him. Which is probably the most succinct visual comparison to the
audience, since it’s easily the best dino-feat of the movie (alas, spoiled in
every trailer, but still impressive).
I’ve read a few reviews suggesting Chris Pratt is stripped
of charisma , but he’s actually fine as the nominal lead. It isn’t a great part
(Pratt doesn’t even get to kill a dinosaur for sport, which must have been a
great disappointment to the actor/hunter), but he makes more of it than might otherwise be expected. When he’s interacting with his raptors and being the really cool
guy (as the kids refer to him), Pratt’s on solid ground. When attempting to
strike up a modicum of chemistry with co-star Bryce Dallas Howard he comes
unstuck, required to deliver corny or unfunny lines and engage in a tentative
romance no one is rooting for.
The real victim in all this is Howard, who has been landed
with one of the least flattering leading lady roles in recent memory. It’s the
sort of part that would have been pushing it three decades ago. She’s the
starchy corporate suit who needs to rekindle her humanity and mothering
instincts. If only she would warm up a bit, she’d be fine. They were probably aiming
for Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner in Romancing
the Stone. What they hit was way off, though. Of course, there’s a scene
where she saves Pratt, but basically Claire’s as unsympathetic as they get and
Howard is unable to bleed any fun into the part.
Trevorrow is on more solid ground with the supporting turns.
Irrfan Khan is a live wire as the not-very-good-at-flying-a-helicopter CEO of
Jurassic World. He’s appealing enough that you don’t really want him written
out as quickly as he is (it would be tantamount to killing off Jon Glover in Gremlins 2). Omar Sy is appealing but very much in the shade as Owen's dutiful righthand man.
The director brings back his Safety Not Guaranteed co-star Jake Johnson as a desk jockey. Lowery
exhibits the kind of snappy self-consciousness that suggests this is where
Trevorrow is truly most comfortable (particularly good are his failed advances
towards Lauren Lapkus). Judy Greer is completely wasted as the boys’ mother.
B
D Wong is sadly underused (hopefully he’ll be better catered for in Jurassic Universe). D’Onofrio can do
little but cash his healthy cheque and wait in line as raptor food; there’s
really absolutely nothing to be made from what he’s been given, which says
something as he’s usually great fun to watch.
While there isn’t enough of Wong’s Wu, what there is exposes
the series’ most significant adjustment in approach. Before, the heroes were
scientists; bookish professors more at home discussing chaos theory or
surrounded by fossils. Their theoretical rigour ensured a balance against the
more unscrupulous and ethically challenged aspects of scientific advances. Now,
Wu is the only representative of science. As a result, any assumption of caution
from right-minded defenders of the new faith has abandoned island.
I had doubts about Trevorrow taking this gig. Nothing in Safety suggested he could adapt to the
budget and scale (whereas someone like Chronicle’s
Josh Trank seemed a naturally fit for the upgrade to Fantastic Four…) He actually does an entirely serviceable job. Some
of the set pieces are decent. He gets in a few solid scares, and maintains the
tradition of the series for including some fairly grisly fates.
The highlight
is the unenviable demise of Zara (Karie McGrath), unlucky enough to be
delegated the task of looking after the boys. For failing to do so, she must be
punished (alternatively, if the little brats hadn’t run away she might still be
alive). So she’s carried away by a pteranodon, dropped in the mosasaurus tank,
hoisted aloft by one again before it, and her, are downed in one by the
mosasaurus. Something about this sequence strikes closer to the hopeless nightmare
of an inescapable shark attack from the first Jaws or Richard Benjamin fleeing Yul Brynner after his friend is
shot down before his eyes in Westworld.
It’s the only point where the picture actually doesn’t feel safe.
The scene where Masrani’s helicopter crashes into the
pterosaur enclosure is also a bit of corker; it’s the closest the picture hews
to the original’s chain reaction of things going wrong with the park, and
includes a security guard in the co-pilot seat getting skewered by a pteranodon
beak.
The T-Rex is broken out as a welcome old favourite at the
end; it’s nice enough to see her, but the picture was chugging along quite nicely
before that. The reliance on both her and the raptors (there’s a whole sequence
where they are fully realised as the xenomorph knock-offs we knew they work,
when they Aliens-like take out a squad
of security guards) further evidences a lack of confidence in breaking new
ground that permeates the franchise.
It’s also pretty unlikely that the T-Rex would claim
ultimate victory, even with a little help from his not-such friends. It’s a bit
like one of those boxing movies where he’s lost nine rounds straight and then
comes back with a K-O in the final minute.
That said, the reappearance by the mosasaurus is a neatly paid-off
visual gag (and narratively references the re-arrival of the T-Rex at the end
of Jurassic Park), and the use of the
“friendly” raptors mostly works. It’s too Arnie in Terminator 2: Judgment Day for my tastes, but at least Trevorrow
encourages a petting zoo where you can still lose your hand.
The goofy bit in the trailers with Pratt and the his veloci-buddies
actually does work in context and, as
daft as it is, the reclaiming of their loyalty, and their valiant attempts to
do for the Indomitus, works well dramatically. Trevorrow is never in any danger
of living up to prime Spielberg (although everything
here is superior to anything in the ‘berg’s own fourth instalment, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) but he
never brings a shame on both their houses. He also dutifully litters the
picture with references to the original (the Mr DNA cartoon, the disused park
hall, Howard attracting a Rex with a flare).
Jurassic World
looks like it will be a monster hit, nearly doubling its predicted opening
weekend gross. That’s probably much bigger than a franchise reboot resting on
its laurels deserves. If most of that decade’s properties hadn’t already been
extended or plundered in one way or another, this might signal the end of the
‘80s movie nostalgia boom and the beginning of a ‘90s one. Independence Day 2 will be the tester of that theory (sans Will
Smith) next year. Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles has already been “successfully” rebooted, Bad Boys 3 is finally being lined up. What next? Speed Free? The Matrix Re-Reloaded (the Wachowskis will need an easy box office
win soon at the current rate)? Twistered?
Nevertheless, aside from not having Goldblum (next time, next time)
there isn’t a huge amount between this and the first two pictures. It doesn’t
take the age to get going that Jurassic
Park did, and it doesn’t have that girl doing somersaults that blighted The Lost World. On the other hand,
there’s no defining masterful set piece either.
I have to imagine the fun Joe Dante would have had with it, but
I imagine that of most movies, even wildly inappropriate ones. Overall, Jurassic World exceeded my low expectations.
It’s a bit of patchwork job, but it’s a never less than entertaining popcorn
flick. This is still a series that doesn’t have the stomach to fully indulge
dinosaurs as mean mofos (as evidenced by the triceratops-referencing dying
brontosaurus, by way of a latter-day E.T.)
and pussies out of actually allowing humans, and more especially Chris Pratt,
to kill them (because that would send out the wrong message about a
millions-of-years-extinct and genetically-modified hybrid species?). And which thinks we should all be as impressed
as John Williams’ overrated theme (Michael Giacchino is forgiven for his Tomorrowland score; this one’s quite
decent. For VI, though, really up the stakes and go global. And have
an entire underwater sequence where Jeff Goldblum must evade oncoming
mosasaurus.
