Movies on My Mind
Week Ending 7 May 2016
The
Irishman
The Irishman (formerly I
Heard You Paint Houses, based on Charles Brandt’s account of mob hitman
Frank Sheeran, who was chums with Jimmy Hoffa, whom he professed to have offed)
has been gestating for what seems like forever. I’d been wondering about its
expiry date, as the names attached throughout have been the ever-longer-in-the-tooth
holy trio of De Niro, Pacino and Pesci.
Now it
seems there's a tight window (we’ll know by this time next week) for
financing coming together. It seems the plan is to using de-aging technology
(most recently seen making Downey Jr look less than zero in Civil War) to work its regressing magic
on these wise guys. I’m a bit uneasy about that, as no matter how good it is,
it’s distracting. Not that I think Scorsese would go there if he didn’t think
he could pull it off, but it will still be there in the viewer’s mind.
Hopefully
he’ll make going back to the Mob worthwhile; I’d presume so, as if his words in 2013 hold true it seems to be one of only a few projects left on his slate
before he retires. We’ve got the also long-on-the-cards Silence due this year, and then there’s a Sinatra biopic. That
said, he announced Devil in the White
City after that interview, and a Mike Tyson biopic is rumoured (again using
aging technology), as is a Ramones movie, so maybe such pronouncements are akin
to Soderbergh saying he’s going to
retire.
Black Widow
Just how
tantalising is the prospect of a Black Widow movie, one of the least engaging
of the Marvel supporting characters? About as much as a War Machine one. A
Falcon movie, I could maybe get behind, at a stretch, as Anthony Mackie’s
character is at least fun and engaging. But nothing about Scarlett Johansson’s
performance as Natasha Romanov makes me want to spend two hours (or two and a
half, following Civil War’s example) in
her company.
And, since
the glaring omission of female-powered Marvel superhero movies is due to be redressed
with Captain Marvel (making her debut
in Avengers:
to-be-called-something-other-than-Infinity
Wars) and the co-led Ant-Man and Wasp,
it isn’t as if Kevin Feige will be stumbling about looking for possible
properties. Joss Whedon attempted to beef up the roles of Black Widow and
Hawkeye in Age of Ultron, and only managed
to underline why they’re at-best supporting characters. Maybe it’s partly the
actors, although Hawkeye would be an uphill struggle for anyone to make
exciting (and, to be fair to Renner, he’s great in lots of movies, he’s just
not a “star”; Johansson is a star (at
least until Ghost in the Shell comes
out), but she entirely lacks the prerequisite accompanying charisma); I’d have
been into the idea of Emily Blunt as Natasha, but alas it wasn’t to be.
The Mummy
Russell
Crowe as Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde? I’m trying to think when he last played anything
approximating unhinged. He can do menacing, no problem (I Heard You Throw Phones). I guess we’ll find out soon enough, as
he’s apparently going to be cameoing as one or the other or both in The Mummy. I expect it’ll just be the
former for now.
Who knows
how this is going to turn out; adjusting the Universal classic monster crew for
a present day setting may end up blanding the whole thing out, losing the sense
of what made them so regarded. On the other hand, it’s more creditable to try
than taking the lazy option of an identikit ye olde London CGI-d period
setting. The big question mark is Alex Kurtzman as a director. And the guy who
writes synopses for these things. We’re promised (threatened?) “a surprising intensity and balance of wonder
and thrills in an imaginative new take that ushers in a new world of gods and
monsters”. Here’s hoping the script reads better than that.
Justice
League
One only
has to witness his stony face from the interview rounds for Batman V Superman to know Batfleck was
none too chuffed with the way things turned out. He’s escaped without too much bruising,
that being reserved for Zack Snyder, but he’s understandably keen to ensure it doesn’t
all go pear shaped a second time with Justice
League. Which is why he’s being reported as the newly appointed executive
producer. Except… didn’t Ben also have significant input in the fashioning of Dawn of Justice? Which is how Chris Argo Terrio came on board? The position sounds
good on paper, but one can only be dubious that, with the movie already in production,
this is a PR exercise after horse has bolted.
His solo bat
outing is rumoured to feature a whole villains’ gallery. Well, why not?
Stuffing your picture to the gills worked so well with Dawn of Justice, after all. I remain to be bowled over by Affleck
as director. He’s an above average filmmaker, but none of the material he’s selected
thus far has been more than agreeably serviceable, and his penchant for putting
himself or his sibling in starring roles suggests he sees himself as more of an
Eastwood type multi-hyphenate than he actually is. The hype surrounding his new
found second career is as undue as the evisceration he received during his
Bennifer era fall from grace.
Why We’re
Killing Gunther
Arnie’s post-Governator,
resumed movie career has been distinctly underwhelming. Not so much his
performances (he’s the best part of both Escape
Plan and Terminator Genisys by a
long shot) but the stumbling material (anyone seeing Sabotage would think twice about the prospect of David Ayer’s
forthcoming Suicide Squad being any
good, studio butchery or no studio butchery).
Why We’re Killing Gunther has an attractive premise, but
penned by SNL veteran and first time
feature writer-director Taran Killam, it may be a little premature to get hopes
up. However, Arnie as an arrogant (but really good, ya?) hitman, who so
infuriates his fellow tradesmen that they decide to off him, and fail
spectacularly, sounds like it could work like a charm based on not-quite-so-prodigious-any-more
muscleman’s oafish charm. I see the Variety report references the on-again,
off-again Legend of Conan (once King Conan) as his next project, but I’ll
believe that when it enters production.
Space Jam 2
Just why?
Because Warner Bros suits (not exactly a studio going great guns just now)
think it’s a now ripely nostalgic property and they’re are all out of ideas on
how to make dough from their cartoon legacy (and generally)? Does Justin Lin
know what he’s letting himself in for?
An ordeal,
if Joe Dante’s experience on the royally shafted but actually quite enjoyable Looney Tunes: Back in Action is anything
to go by. That film found Dante attempting to ensure something like Space Jam, desecrating hallowed
characters as it did, didn’t happen again (there was a Jackie Chan vehicle, Spy Jam, planned as a follow up at one
point). It looks as if he’ll have to resign himself to another case of mistreatment
(“It doesn’t matter what the characters
used to act like. They should act like they’re contemporary characters today”
was the studio’s mandate). Maybe, to make amends, Warners could dust off Termite Terrace, the film he and Charlie
Haas planned about the studio’s early animators, set in ‘30s (and focussing on
Chuck Jones). Chance would be a fine thing.
Box Office
Captain America: Civil War’s lack of a $200m+ opening weekend
in the US will have DC defenders rejoicing, even though Marvel professes to
have always expected its likely ballpark as $175m. Does it signal anything that
it hasn’t outperformed the studio’s expectations? Probably nothing more than a line-up
of superheroes not being quite the same must-see third time out, even if the
quality is well up to par, and that right after the fizzle of the Bat and the
Steel Man general audiences may not be so whetted in appetites (although the
opening is still coming in ahead of Dawn
of Justice). It’s going to have no problem hitting the magic $1bn mark globally,
unlike DoJ, and will thus be a Top
Four Marvel movie, which no one is going to sneeze at.
The performances
of openers in the near future become more debatable, however. Will Neighbors 2 buck the trend in underperforming
comedy sequels? Will Nice Guys find a
niche? Will The Angry Birds Movie
swallow all competition? Have X-Men: Apocalypse
and Alice Through the Looking Glass
got any chance of doing anything like the business their predecessors did? And
that’s just the rest of May.
Agree? Disagree? Mildly or vehemently? Let me know in the comments below.