The Avengers
3.11: Build
a Better Mousetrap
This really
oughtn’t to work, seeing as it finds The
Avengers flirting with youth culture, well outside its comfort zone, and
more precisely with a carefree biker gang who just want to have a good time and
dance to funky music in a barn all night long. Not like the squares. Not like
John Steed… who promptly brings them on side and sends them off on a treasure
hunt! Add a into the mix couple of dotty old dears in a windmill– maybe witches
– up to who knows what, and you have very much the shape of the eccentric
settings and scenarios to come.
Cynthia
(Athene Seyler) and Ermyntrude (Nora Nicholson) are introduced as a
butter-wouldn’t sisters who, concerned over the young bikers riding nearby,
threaten that “We’ll put a spell on you”.
But this amounts to misdirection in an episode that is remarkably effective in wrong-footing
the audience (abetted to by Harold Goodwin’s landlord Harris: “Witches, that’s what they are. Witches”).
We might have cause to expect something of an Arsenic and Old Lace scenario (“Cyn,
do you think we’re very wicked?”), but it emerges that their grand scheme
is in aid developing an enormously effective mousetrap (hence the title).
Ermyntrude: It’s a
man. A gentleman. He looks rather nice.
That
doesn’t mean they don’t also have much-prized spyware on the premises; they’re
responsible for jamming mechanical apparatus in the area, by means of a device
invented by their father, Professor Peck. Cynthia is the inventor of the duo,
Ermyntrude the romantic, such that it’s the latter who falls for Steed’s charms.
He calls by claiming to be a representative of the National Distrust who, rather
than trusting folk to look after their buildings the way the National Trust do,
“make quite certain people look after
their places”. When Cynthia protests that their house was only built in
1870 he doesn’t miss a beat: “This
admirable structure will be historic one day”.
Cathy: Anyone
over twenty is ancient. Anyone over thirty might as well be dead.
Owing to
her incredible coolness, Cathy – having managed to effortlessly inveigle
herself with the bikers when we first see her (despite Blackman turning 39 the
year this was broadcast) – arouses the jealousy of Jessy (Marian Diamond), who
thinks Mrs Gale has eyes for her beau, gang leader Dave (Donald Webster,
formerly of Intercrime and later in
Peckinpah’s Straw Dogs). As usual,
Steed exasperates her, this time by sending them all off on a rally (to points
within range of the jammer; Cathy ends up breaking down).
If most of
the gang-related scenes are the weaker parts of the episode, there’s also a
resulting strange and touching sequence in which (wrong-footing us again; at
one point we even think he might be responsible for the ill deeds) Harris
appears in the stable he lets the gang use when only Jessy is there. We suspect
the worst, but Brian Clemens turns this on its head; he only wants to the
company, interested in their youth and vitality, but not in a predatory way,
and Jessy takes flight (“What she want to
take it like that for, eh?”)
There’s some
fun to be had with the actual duplicitous parties, Colonel Wesker (John Tate)
and Caroline (Alison Seebohm). The latter attempts to drug Steed’s whisky, but
being Steed he’s entirely on to her and tips the tipple into a plant pot.
Clemens
obviously had a good time writing this one, with memorable exchanges from the off (Harris informs Steed that his wife bagged a
large stuffed fox: “She fell out the
saddle on top of him. Yeah, that was cruel, even for a fox. A woman of generous
proportions, my wife”), and despite the horribly creaky depiction of
“youth” (both the lead gang members are over 25), it’s hugely charming.
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