Kung Fu Panda 3
(2016)
(SPOILERS) The problem with Kung Fu Panda 3 precedes Kung Fu Panda 3, beginning not with Kung Fu Panda 2, although it perpetuates
that problem, but Kung Fu Panda prime.
It essentially comes done to the title. You’ve heard it, you know the whole shebang.
There are no surprises. It’s as resolutely unoriginal as those three words make
it sound (or four, if you’re including the numbers in the sequels). And, on top
of that, when you have Jack Black cast as the title character, the abject lack
of inspiration is simply underlined.
So yeah, the first movie was well-made, in
that production-line DreamWorks manner, but every plot beat and character
moment was wearisomely well-trodden and over-familiar. If you can remember how Kung Fu Panda 2 differentiated itself
from its predecessor, well you’re way ahead of me.
This one does what most series do when
lacking a compass of their own; they look elsewhere. So Po meets his birth father
(Bryan Cranston, out to prove he can be cast in any movie under the Sun and no
one will recall any of them, except maybe the one with the big monster where he
dies in the first reel) and faces his biggest challenge(s) yet, in which he
must master his ch’i, learn to teach others and battle evil Kai (JK Simmons –
actually pretty good, but then, he’s JK Simmons). Along the way all manner of
homilies are broached (”Sometimes we do
the wrong things for the right reasons”), platitudes platted, and sage
sayings stuffed down our throats (“When
will you realise? The more you have, the less you have”; “If you only do what you can you will never
be more than you are now”).
My interest was piqued only very
sporadically; “Even Mr Chicken’s going in
there”, since chickens are always good for a laugh; the prospect of Po’s
plan being quite clever (it isn’t, not really). The climax in a Super Mario
Land version of the spirit world is about as creatively underdeveloped as the
rest of the movie, and it comes as little surprise that positive vibes should
be required to save our Po, although any left in me by that time were entirely
forfeit. Kung Fu Panda 3 isn’t bad, but it reaches a new level of auto-pilot
for DreamWorks.
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