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2017

December

Justice League
The Ward
Hulk

November

The Death of Stalin
Black Hawk Down
Dark Star
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk
Aftermath
Paddington 2
A Cure for Wellness
Star Trek
Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
Free Fire
Heathers

October

Thor: Ragnarok
The Lost City of Z
Fifty Shades Darker
Brainstorm
Star Trek: Nemesis
The Great Wall
Toni Erdmann
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
Blade Runner 2049
Soldier

September

Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Elle
Hidden Figures
Some Kind of Wonderful
mother!
It
Christine
Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze
The Running Man
xXx: The Return of Xander Cage
Nocturnal Animals
Star Trek: Insurrection
Detroit
Sing
American Made
War Dogs

August

In the Mouth of Madness
Kubo and the Two Strings
One More Time with Feeling
The Edge of Seventeen
Atomic Blonde
Star Trek: First Contact
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Ice Age: Collision Course
Trolls
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Star Trek: Generations

July

Dunkirk (2017)
War of the Planet of the Apes
Don't Breathe
American Pastoral
Silence
Criminal Law
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Collateral Beauty
Fright Night Part 2
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Baby Driver

June

Vamp
The Company You Keep
Snowden
Blood Father
The Falcon and the Snowman
One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing
The Mummy (2017)
The Light Between Oceans
Moana
Sneakers
Wonder Woman
Fright Night (1985)
War Machine
Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge
Big Trouble in Little China

May

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
Lost Highway
Victor Frankenstein
Me Before You
Captain Fantastic
Gimme Danger
Supersonic
Alien: Covenant
Paterson
Forsaken
Central Intelligence
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
School for Scoundrels (1960)

April

Predators
Swiss Army Man
Rock the Kasbah
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
AVP: Alien vs. Predator
Fast & Furious 8
Alien Resurrection
Get Out
Truth
Now You See Me 2
Alien 3
Ghost in the Shell (2017)
Ghost in the Shell (1995)
Life (2017)

March

Beauty and the Beast (2017)
De Palma
Dial M for Murder
Criminal
By the Sea
The Huntsman: Winter's War
Hell or High Water
Moonlight
O.J.: Made in America
Kong: Skull Island
Full Metal Jacket
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
Split
Logan
Jamaica Inn
Jane Got a Gun
All That Jazz
Fences
Manchester by the Sea
I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore

February

John Wick: Chapter 2
The Beatles: Eight Days a Week - The Touring Years
13th
Pete's Dragon (2016)
Nine Lives
The Angry Birds Movie
The LEGO Batman Movie
Lion
The Witch
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
T2 Trainspotting
Trainspotting
The BFG
Norma Rae
War on Everyone
Hacksaw Ridge

January

The Neon Demon
Money Monster
La La Land
The Invitation
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
Assassin's Creed
Florence Foster Jenkins
Green Room
The Legend of Tarzan
Kung Fu Panda 3
Passengers
Monte Carlo or Bust

2016
December



Legend (1985)
Die Hard
Die Hard 2: Die Harder
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Batman Returns
Alice Through the Looking Glass
They Live
The Conjuring 2
Sully
Spectral
Blade Runner
Allied
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Point Break (2015)

November



Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Wild at Heart
Arrival
Blue Velvet
The Accountant
The 5th Wave
Joy
Gods of Egypt
Doctor Strange
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
G.I. Jane

October



Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
Z for Zachariah
A Hologram for the King
Love & Friendship
Son of Saul
Willow
In the Heart of the Sea
The Last Boy Scout
The Girl on the Train
Youth
Event Horizon
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
Tale of Tales
Knight of Cups
The Girl with All the Gifts
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
Seven Samurai

September



The Hidden
The Arrival
The Swimmer
A Fistful of Dynamite
High-Rise
Bone Tomahawk
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
The Divergent Series: Allegiant
Our Brand is Crisis (2015)
Dune
The Elephant Man
The Dressmaker
London Has Fallen
The Fifth Element

August



Sea of Love
Concussion
A Bigger Splash
Eraserhead
The Peanuts Movie
Goosebumps
Looker
Suicide Squad
Jason Bourne
Triple 9
Anomalisa
Finding Dory
Finding Nemo
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

July



Star Trek Beyond
Ghostbusters (2016)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Robocop 2
The Diary of a Teenage Girl
No Escape (2015)
Young Sherlock Holmes
The Last Witch Hunter
Suffragette
The Secret Life of Pets
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
Life (2015)

June


Dick Tracy
Independence Day: Resurgence
Independence Day
Krull
Hook
Peter Pan (1953)
Peter Pan (2003)
Pan
The Nice Guys
Crimson Peak
Carol
Warcraft: The Beginning
Our Kind of Traitor

May



Strange Days
Piranha II: The Spawning
Rambo: First Blood Part II
First Blood
Aliens of the Deep
Expedition Bismarck
Ghosts of the Abyss
True Lies
The Abyss
The Long Kiss Goodnight
X-Men: Apocalypse
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
The Good Dinosaur
Last Action Hero
Hellzapoppin'
White Squall
Captain America: Civil War
The Wicker Man (1973)
The Wicker Man (2006)

April



Eye in the Sky
American Ultra
Hotel Transylvania 2
Hotel Transylvania
Aliens
The Jungle Book (2016)
The Lobster
Straight Outta Compton
Alien
Horror Express
Midnight Special
Tootsie
Ricki and the Flash
Missing
Minions
Poltergeist (2015)
Eddie the Eagle
Solace
A Pigeon Sat on a Branch, Reflecting on Existence
Zootropolis
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Run All Night
Cinderella (2015)
Gandhi
Contact
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

March


Predator 2
Predator
10 Cloverfield Lane
Someone to Watch Over Me
Mr. Holmes
The Hole (2009)
Macbeth (2015)
Piranha (1978) (2016 review)
Hail, Caesar!
San Andreas
While We're Young
Hollywood Boulevard
Looney Tunes: Back in Action
Jackie Brown
The Second Civil War
Deadpool
Room

February


Southpaw
Monsters: Dark Continent
Trapped Ashes
Zoolander 2
Zoolander
Coming Home
The Verdict (1982)
Communion
Spotlight
45 Years
Spy
Leviathan (1989)
Nomads
F for Fake
The Big Short
Exorcist II: The Heretic
Meet the Applegates
The Plague Dogs
The Hateful Eight
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
Insidious: Chapter 3
Love is Strange
Watership Down

January


Creed
Force Majeure
Far from the Madding Crowd (2015)
Quick Change
The Hobbit - Extended Editions
Basquiat
The Revenant
12 Angry Men
Home
Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films
Amy
Slow West
The Gift (2015)

2015
December


The Jungle Book (1967)
Inside Out
Robin Hood (1973)
The Polar Express
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
The Bishop's Wife
Arthur Christmas
Steve Jobs
The Gunman
Selma
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Black Mass
Skyfall
Quantum of Solace
Bridge of Spies
It Follows
Penguins of Madagascar
Casino Royale (2006)

November


Citizen X 
Child 44
Survivor
Die Another Day
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2
A Most Violent Year
Foxcatcher 
The World is Not Enough
Tomorrow Never Dies
The Walk
Wild
Unbroken
Army of Darkness
Evil Dead II
The Evil Dead (1981)

October



Spectre
Sicario
Kill the Messenger
Shaun the Sheep Movie
Lost River
The Gambler (2014)
Goldeneye
Sliver
Black Sea
The Judge
Highlander II: The Quickening
The Martian

September



Midnight Run
Legend (2015)
The Krays
Where's That Fire?
Blackhat
12:01
The Age of Adaline
Citizenfour
Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief
Inherent Vice
The Russia House
Sole Survivor (1970)
Millennium
Chappie
Taken 3
Slipstream
Point Break
Sky Riders
The Divergent Series: Insurgent
Fifty Shades of Grey
The Early Bird

August



Nothing But the Night

The Black Windmill
Exodus: Gods and Kings
The Voices
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Jupiter Ascending
Big Eyes
Still Alice
The 'Burbs
Fantastic Four (2015)
Big Hero 6
Who Killed Captain Alex?
Mortdecai
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

July




Ant-Man

Ex Machina
Predestination
Leviathan
Batman (1989)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
Burying the Ex
The Homesman
Boyhood
Terminator Genisys
Terminator Salvation

June




Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Terminator 2: Judgment Day
The Terminator
Automata
The Drop
The Babadook
Into the Woods
Jurassic World
What We Do in the Shadows
The Skeleton Twins
WarGames
The Duke of Burgundy
The Giver

May




Tomorrowland: A World Beyond

The Maze Runner
Two Days, One Night
The Duellists
Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Enemy
St. Vincent
Mad Max: Fury Road
Maps to the Stars
Spooks: The Greater Good
Hannibal
Gladiator
Jurassic Park III
Good Kill
Magic in the Moonlight
Dracula Untold
Dead of Night

April



Chef

The Boxtrolls
Before I Go to Sleep
Fruitvale Station
The Last Wave
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Furious 7
Mr. Turner
Blue Ruin
The Next Man
The Last Starfighter
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Frank Miller's Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Sin City
The Rewrite

March




The Secret of NIMH

Cold in July
The Rover
Licence to Kill
3 Days to Kill
Draft Day
Focus
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
1492: Conquest of Paradise
Mr. Peabody & Sherman
Man of Tai Chi
The Fault in Our Stars
American Sniper
300: Rise of an Empire
The Expendables 3

February




John Wick

How to Train Your Dragon 2
Haunter
Black Rain
Deliver Us from Evil
Sex Tape
Hercules
Flight of the Navigator
Frank
Whiplash
A New York Winter's Tale
A Most Wanted Man
Kingsman: The Secret Service

January




Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

Starred Up
Jersey Boys
Mad Max 2
The Theory of Everything
Mad Max
The Guest
Million Dollar Arm
Eureka

2014
December


Dean Spanley

22 Jump Street
It's a Wonderful Life
Paddington
Heaven is for Real
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Earth to Echo
You Must Be Joking!
'71
Begin Again
Bad Neighbours (aka Neighbors)
Only Lovers Left Alive

November




The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared
The Imitation Game
Vampire Academy
Extraterrestre
Interstellar
Space Station 76
Last Vegas
Nightcrawler
Maleficent
Joe
Small Soldiers
Wake in Fright
Stretch
The Ballad of Tam Lin
No Blade of Grass

October



Fury

Sabotage
Grudge Match
The Young and Prodigious T.S. Spivet
Need for Speed
The Two Faces of January
Gone Girl
Rio 2
Pompeii 
Venus in Fur
The Equalizer
Divergent
Muppets Most Wanted

September




A Walk Among the Tombstones

The Rapture
Locke
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
Capricorn One
Sitting Target
Dallas Buyers Club
The Lego Movie
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
47 Ronin (2013)
The Way Way Back
Ride Along
Lucy
Labor Day
Runner Runner

August




Calvary

Tracks
The Raid 2
The Double (2013)
Under the Skin
The Machine
Guardians of the Galaxy
Odd Thomas
Frozen
Snowpiercer
42
Stolen

July




The Zero Theorem

Out of the Furnace
Insidious: Chapter 2
Song of the Thin Man
The Harry Hill Movie
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)
Philomena
Fearless (1993)
August: Osage County
Tim's Vermeer
The Thin Man Goes Home
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Her

June




The Living Daylights

Promised Land
Oldboy (2013)
The Counselor
Homefront
Shadow of the Thin Man
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
The Heat
Edge of Tomorrow
Turbo
Warm Bodies
Robocop (1987)

May




Another Thin Man

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Short Term 12
Bubba Ho-Tep
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Miami Blues
About Time
The Croods
Godzilla (2014)
Blue Jasmine
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
We're the Millers
Only God Forgives
R.I.P.D.
Transcendence
The Dunwich Horror (1970)
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
The Conjuring

April




Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

The Family
Escape Plan
Lock Up
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Dom Hemingway
Noah
Saving Mr. Banks
The Running Man
After the Thin Man
Blue is the Warmest Colour
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Kick-Ass 2: Balls to the Wall
John Dies at the End
Paranoia

March




Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Safety Not Guaranteed
Hummingbird
Non-Stop
The Thin Man
Short Circuit
White House Down
Prisoners
The Great Beauty
Filth
Blow Out

February

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November



Thor: The Dark World

Much Ado About Nothing
Rise of the Guardians
JFK: Director's Cut
Gravity
Ender's Game
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Crazy Heart
All the President's Men
D.O.A. (1988)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Highlander
The Howling 
D.O.A. (1950)

October




Winter Kills

Escape from Alcatraz
The Parallax View
Phase IV
Groundhog Day
Captain Phillips
Eagle Eye
Mud
Behind the Candelabra
Broken City
A View to a Kill
Bear Island
Repo Man
The Quiller Memorandum
Beasts of the Southern Wild
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Barry Lyndon
Rush
Byzantium
Dead Man Down
After Earth
Fast and Furious 6
MacGruber

September




Riddick

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
The Mechanic
Blitz
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Elysium
Congo
Westworld
First Knight
Rising Sun
The Amazing Mr. Blunden
Always
Gold
Final Analysis
Family Business
Beverly Hills Cop III
The Hoax
2 Guns
Death of a Scoundrel
Side by Side
Octopussy
Young Guns
Seven Days to Noon

August




Into the Night

Passion
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
Robot & Frank
The Place Beyond the Pines
The Lone Ranger
Amazon Women on the Moon
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
The Wolverine
Pacific Rim
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Jack the Giant Slayer
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Welcome to the Punch

July




Cargo (2009)

The World's End
Stoker
Side Effects
Oz The Great and Powerful
Arbitrage
Matinee
Now You See Me
Innerspace
A Field in England
Explorers
Clue

June



World War Z

For Your Eyes Only
The Legend of Hell House
Man of Steel
Gambit (2012)
Bullet to the Head
Quartet (2012)
A Good Day to Die Hard
Wreck-It-Ralph
Flight
Gangster Squad
Cloud Atlas
Titanic
Zathura
The Last Stand
The Lake House
Face/Off

May




Chariots of Fire

Gulliver's Travels (2010)
Hamlet (1990)
Macbeth (1948)
Coriolanus
Paycheck
In Dreams
10 Rillington Place
The Omen (2006)
Django Unchained
Premium Rush
The Hunt
A Perfect Murder
Murder on the Orient Express
Les Miserables
Meet Dave
Robin and Marian
Star Trek Into Darkness
Godzilla (1998)
The Golden Child
Wild Hogs
The Whistle Blower
Moonraker
Trance
Iron Man Three
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls

April




Seven Psychopaths

King Kong (1976)
Avatar
Air Force One
Rounders
Olympus Has Fallen
Jurassic Park
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Beverly Hills Cop II
The Addams Family
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Unbreakable
300
Executive Decision
The Scorpion King
The Mummy Returns
The African Queen
Muppet Treasure Island
Scary Movie 4
Oblivion
Cold Creek Manor
One of Our Aircraft is Missing
Thirteen Days
In Which We Serve
The League of Gentlemen
Invaders from Mars (1953)
The Mummy (1999)
The Constant Gardener
The Interpreter
Out of Africa
Breaking and Entering
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines
White Mischief
Red Dragon
Bird on a Wire
An American in Paris
Kill List
127 Hours
Saturn 3
Killer Elite (2011)

March




Argo

The Master
Amour
A Beautiful Mind
The Year of Living Dangerously
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
On the Town
Skyline
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
Air America
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Green for Danger
The Prince and the Showgirl
The Spy Who Loved Me
Van Helsing
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Julie and Julia
The Private Lives of Pippa Lee
Miss Potter
Tristan + Isolde (2006)
The Thief of Bagdad (1940)
Striking Distance
The Big Steal
Heist
City of Ember
Fifty Dead Men Walking
The Spiderwick Chronicles
The Princess and the Frog
(Dr Seuss') Horton Hears a Who
Inland Empire
The Electric Horseman
Bug
Race to Witch Mountain
The Bucket List
Untraceable
Couples Retreat
2 Fast 2 Furious
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Killing Them Softly
The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists

Earlier Highlights



Zardoz
Lincoln
Zero Dark Thirty
Ghost
The Man with the Golden Gun
Silkwood
Unforgiven
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Live and Let Die
Presumed Innocent
Walkabout
Picnic at Hanging Rock: Director's Cut
Life of Pi
Diamonds are Forever
Three Days of the Condor
Jack Reacher
Hudson Hawk
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Last Mimzy

2012




The Man in the White Suit

You Only Live Twice
Thunderball
Goldfinger
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
From Russia with Love
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Dr. No
End of Watch
Cosmopolis
Skyfall
Silver Linings Playbook
Looper
The Man Who Would Be King
Altered States
Silent Running
Dirty Harry
The Shining
Total Recall (2012)
The Bourne Legacy
Dressed to Kill (1980)
The Adventures of Gerard
The Dark Knight Rises
Lifeboat
The Amazing Spider-Man
A Clockwork Orange

To Catch a Thief
Notorious
Lolita (1962)
Spartacus
Spellbound
Rebecca
Wrong is Right aka The Man With the Deadly Lens
Prometheus
Dark Shadows
The President's Analyst

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(SPOILERS) I’d felt no particular compunction to rush out and see The Ward (or rent it), partly down to the underwhelming reviews, but mostly because John Carpenter’s last few films had been so disappointing, and I doubted a decade away from the big screen would rejuvenate someone who’d rather play computer games than call the shots. Perhaps inevitably then, now I have finally given it a look, it’s a case of low expectations being at least surpassed. The Ward isn’t very good, but it isn’t outright bad either.

While it seems obvious in retrospect, I failed to guess the twist before it was revealed, probably because I was still expecting a supernatural element to be realised, it being a Carpenter movie. But then, this doesn’t feel very much like a Carpenter movie. It doesn’t have a Carpenter score (Mark Killian) or screenplay (Michael and Shawn Rasmussen) and it doesn’t have Gary B Kibbe as lenser (Yaron Orbach). I suspect the latter explains why it’s a much more professi…

Rejoice! The broken are the more evolved. Rejoice.

Split (2016)
(SPOILERS) M Night Shyamalan went from the toast of twist-based filmmaking to a one-trick pony to the object of abject ridicule in the space of only a couple of pictures: quite a feat. Along the way, I’ve managed to miss several of his pictures, including his last, The Visit, regarded as something of a re-locating of his footing in the low budget horror arena. Split continues that genre readjustment, another Blumhouse production, one that also manages to bridge the gap with the fare that made him famous. But it’s a thematically uneasy film, marrying shlock and serious subject matter in ways that don’t always quite gel.

Shyamalan has seized on a horror staple – nubile teenage girls in peril, prey to a psychotic antagonist – and, no doubt with the best intentions, attempted to warp it. But, in so doing, he has dragged in themes and threads from other, more meritable fare, with the consequence that, in the end, the conflicting positions rather subvert his attempts at subversion…

You diabolical mastermind, you.

The Avengers Season 4 Ranked – Worst to Best
Season Four is generally held up as the pinnacle of The Avengers, and it certainly maintains the greatest level of consistency in the run. Nevertheless, as I noted a few reviews back, one viewer’s classic is another’s ho-hum with this show, perhaps because it doesn’t elicit the same kind of exhaustive fandom to establish any level of consensus as some series. There follows my Worst to Best ranking of the season, told mostly in pictures. The index for full episode reviews can be found here.